Sunday, May 27, 2007
so jokes to share.. (by mun san)
A married man and his secretary were having a torrid affair. One afternoon they couldn't contain their passion, so they rushed over to her place where they spent the afternoon making passionate love. When they were finished, they fell asleep, not waking until 8 o'clock. They got dressed quickly. Then the man told his secretary to take his shoes outside and rub them on the lawn. Bewildered, she did as he asked (thinking he is pretty weird). The man finally got home and his wife met him at the door.
Upset, she asked where he'd been.
The man replied, "I cannot tell a lie. My secretary and I are having an affair. Today we left work early, went to her place, spent the afternoon making love, and then fell asleep.That's why I'm late."
The wife looked at him, took notice of his shoes and yelled, "I can see those are grass stains on your shoes. YOU DAMN LIAR! You've been playing golf again, haven't you?"
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A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds
sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many
will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds
sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many
will be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I
like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I
have a question for YOU.
There are three women sitting
on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking
the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second
is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The
third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which
one is married?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I
suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked
the cone.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring
on...but I like your thinking.''
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A NUS graduate finding difficulty in getting a job here
finally accepted the offer to work with Mandai Zoo.
"What to do? It's better to work like this than earn nothing...,"
he mumbled to himself.
So the IT grad started work acting as a monkey. He had to wear
monkey suit and mask, chew nuts and eat bananas. He also had to
climb trees and jump from one to another to attract visitors.
The zoo has since enjoyed tremendous business and an increase in
visitor arrrivals. Even world leaders wanted to see the super 'smart'
monkey of the world.
Unfortunately, one day when he was jumping from the trees he slipped
and fell into a crocodile pool!
"Oh my God....I'm dying... now," he thought, as a hungry-looking
crocodile swam steadily towards his direction.
In the middle of his struggle, suddenly he heard a soft voice,
"Don't be afraid my friend... I'm from NTU."
Sunday, May 20, 2007
You Are In a Fantastic Mood |
 You're confident, focused, and on top of your game. People are attracted to your energy right now. This is the time to go for it - you're likely to get what you want! |
| Your Love Is Represented By a Pink Rose |
 You see love as something that should be light, fun, and whimsical. People fall in love with you easily. And you tend to fall out of love easily! You express your love through attention and shared experiences. You love people more than they realize. |
| You Are a Caramel Crunch Donut |
 You're a complex creature, and you're guilty of complicating things for fun. You've been known to sit around pondering the meaning of life... Or at times, pondering the meaning of your doughnut. To frost or not to frost? To fill or not to fill? These are your eternal questions. |
| You are a Career Girl! |
 You may not be a CEO yet, but you're well on your way to success. You take your career seriously, and you wouldn't stop working for any guy! An independent woman, you pay for your own car, clothes, and housing. And men appreciate that - at least, the ones as driven as you are. |
| You Are Thong Panties |
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What Kind of Panties Are You?
| You Have Good Karma |
 In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others. Your caring personality really shines through. Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out. But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. |
Saturday, May 19, 2007
So true.. haahaa...
Men Are Hard To Pleased
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
toae soci pp was damn fark up. SIM onli chose to teach organisation in section C and there's no qn on organisation which means, i have to automatically give up 25 m. we were ONLI taught on organisation. WTF. and section a qn oso damn weird 1 la. no qn on ontology, no qn on espitemology, no research design. no qn on " y there are no reseach without theory". fark. wenhui sae "hope the setter be eaten alive by a million bugs lor." i toatlly agree with her. this time is realli nt my fault. i realli studied lor. and stil memorise so mani stuffs in the end, it isnt even applicable la. kill my brain cells, waste my time and effort to study and waste money lor. so who the hell is responsible? SIM or UOL? SIM onli teach organisation and it din come out. UOL is suppose to come up with qn on all the major topics in section C and it din came out.
Simply v pissed off now. argh... idiotic fucked up exams
Sunday, May 13, 2007
| YELLOW |
You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding.
been feelin quite moody lately ar.. all stressed up cos of that farkin exams. who the hell invented exams to test ppl on how much they kno. wth...
totally no exercise of self control lor.. faint. and im so damn nt motivated to study la... faster get over and done with la.. perhaps cos im in my final yr le thats y so stressed up lor. think i have nv been so serious in my studies before lor. seriously.
simply miss:
- shoppin
- shoppin &
- shoppin....
ani one wan to sponser my stuffs? haha... yea... 17 more daes to end of exams....
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coun til here now. will cont' counting again next time.
im gettin crazy... grrr.... irritatin shit...
Tuesday, May 08, 2007
tts NOT true, idiot. haha
SO SICK OF STUDYIN!!! awaitin 30 may.. haha.. last paper..
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
hurt my hand some time back.. went to "tui" my hand yest at jurong east. ITS V PAINFUL lor.. omg. and aft he tui, stil put some hot herbs on my hand.. v hot lo.. walao eh.. then the sinseh told mi wil recover in bout 3 wks time. exams is jus next week la~!
grrr....
this is how my hand looks..
Aww.. so UGLY! but i took off the bandage jus now le. So much more comfortable lor.. The bandage is damn tight la!
OH ya .. btw, yest was a fruitful day~ bought 2 watches.. 1 guess and 1 DKNY
Guess watch was for mum.. mother's dae ma and the other one of course for myself la~ hha aim damn long liaoz lor. finally got it~ *satisfied*
And i SIMPLY LOVE IT~ hee...